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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale) 02/14/2017 at 11:00 • Filed to: SAD, Singles awareness day, valentines day

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Today is Singles Awareness Day

jimz > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:04

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it’s just Tuesday.

Honeybunchesofgoats > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:05

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CalzoneGolem > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:06

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I went to a college where the guy:girl was 1:3.

I had many female friends that celebrated what they called Cheeseburger Day. They’d dress in black and ... well they’d eat cheeseburgers I guess. I wasn’t a single girl so I was not privy to their secret rituals.

E90M3 > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2017 at 11:07

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The ratio at my school was basically the opposite.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:07

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One of Cameron Crowe’s best movies, I highly recommend it. For me, that was the quintessential 90s flick, far better than Reality Bites.

CalzoneGolem > E90M3 02/14/2017 at 11:11

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Did you make your own version of Cheeseburger day?

E90M3 > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2017 at 11:11

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No, I just didn’t give a shit.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:11

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Urambo Tauro > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:11

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All this time, Trump’s been tweeting to promote Singles Awareness Day. I never noticed. SAD!

for Michigan > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:11

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More like Narcissism Awareness Day.

“I’m too obsessed with my own relationship status to let happy couples celebrate their love for one another in peace.”

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > E90M3 02/14/2017 at 11:12

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Mine was basically 1:1 I think, but always being on the engineering side of campus made it feel 3:1, guy:girl.

For Sweden > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/14/2017 at 11:15

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how do you know my life

For Sweden > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:15

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This is a penis

E90M3 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/14/2017 at 11:16

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I went to Georgia Tech, which is an engineering school. ChemE was a little better, like a decent amount of girls. They were still at Tech so they all sucked, by that I mean they thought they were hot shit since you know supply and demand.

for Michigan > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2017 at 11:20

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Mine was 1:4 freshman year, though it dropped to 1:3 as time went on. Still had guy friends who couldn’t get a girl to save their lives.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > E90M3 02/14/2017 at 11:20

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Haha...stupid laws of supply and demand. I went the Wisconsin (UW Madison), so at least on campus in general there was an even distribution.

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 02/14/2017 at 11:21

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You mean to tell me you don’t snuggle up to penisis?

For Sweden > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:22

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That’s just assumed

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:23

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Eat Arby’s

CaptDale - is secretly British > for Michigan 02/14/2017 at 11:23

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Urambo Tauro 02/14/2017 at 11:23

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Yup, the best acronym ever. He has been tweeting about it?

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often 02/14/2017 at 11:26

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CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2017 at 11:27

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I went to a school that was severely the other way around....

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 02/14/2017 at 11:27

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Right though?! Someone has been looking at my metadata.

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:29

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Ye’, it’s terrible being single and not having children.

Absolutely terrible being able to get up and go to bed when I want, eat and drink what I want when I want, not having someone to judge and critique what I say, do, eat, etc... Don’t even get me started on arguments I’m not having.

I really don’t know how I cope.

Oh hang on.

Oh, it looks like I’m coping rather well. Lol.

Not to mention also being able to buy stuff for the car without having to come up with an excuse (ie, it was on sale, I’m taking it in for a neighbour, I’ve always had it you’ve just not seen it, there was a competition on the internet, etc...).

interstate366, now In The Industry > for Michigan 02/14/2017 at 11:30

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I was one of those guys at my school. (Some things never change, sadly.)

for Michigan > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:31

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Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:31

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Spoiler: Robert DeNiro kills the girl, the middle guy has a threesome including Charlie Sheen ’ s wife, and the guy on the right joins a band with a couple of the dudes from Tool.

404 - User No Longer Available > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/14/2017 at 11:33

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Die in my car? Where do I sign up? 

CaptDale - is secretly British > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/14/2017 at 11:34

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Too far away for crap food

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 02/14/2017 at 11:35

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Hence my surprise!

McMike > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:38

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I once tried to throw a party on Feb 14th. Called a bunch of people earlier in the month to catch up with them, asking how they were doing, asking if they were seeing anyone, etc...

If they said they were single, I told them I was having a “The only thing I got for Vday was drunk” party, and they should come by.

It was great. Out of the 15-20 people I invited about 10 showed up.

Then I realized both the genius and the failure in my plan.

1. They were all women.

2. They were all women.

They all left about an hour later for a girls night out.

kanadanmajava1 > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:38

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I’m way too unmotivated to even buy anything.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/14/2017 at 11:43

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See I’m smart like that

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/14/2017 at 11:47

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Eat Arby’s

CalzoneGolem > for Michigan 02/14/2017 at 11:49

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It surely helped me get dates I wouldn’t have otherwise.

404 - User No Longer Available > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/14/2017 at 11:49

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Last one in Toronto closed years ago, and I don’t want to drive to Buffalo.

CalzoneGolem > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 11:49

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Sorry.

Chariotoflove > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:00

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The post VD chocolate sales are no joke. That’s my real holiday. The real trick is keeping from gaining 5 lbs.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend 02/14/2017 at 12:01

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Yeah, that sounds terrible!! You must be so disappointed.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Chariotoflove 02/14/2017 at 12:02

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The real trick is hiding the stale candy for next year

CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem 02/14/2017 at 12:02

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Didn’t bother me in the least

CaptDale - is secretly British > kanadanmajava1 02/14/2017 at 12:02

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Eh, I’m going to our local pint night tonight

Chariotoflove > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:03

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stale candy

I don’t understand this term. Is this some foreign language?

CaptDale - is secretly British > McMike 02/14/2017 at 12:05

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Well that’s different

Bytemite > Chariotoflove 02/14/2017 at 12:05

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You ever open a bar of chocolate and it’s got a white-ish color to it? That’s a stale candy bar.

I still eat them though :D

CaptDale - is secretly British > Chariotoflove 02/14/2017 at 12:06

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You know, candy that has been sitting for a long time goes stale just like old bread. It only happens when you don’t eat it immediately.

Chariotoflove > Bytemite 02/14/2017 at 12:08

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Yeah, pro tip: that oxidized layer doesn’t affect the flavor of the interior chocolate. And, if you didn’t eat it, I’d deny you as a heretic.

Chariotoflove > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:09

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Like I said, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

TheRevanchist > Chariotoflove 02/14/2017 at 12:11

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I’m still loading on my after-Christmas stash when Kisses and PB cups went 90% off. That 90% also applied to the candy canes, but my wife went through those already.

McMike > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:11

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Not all my ideas are super awesome.

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:17

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It really is and I am. Lol.

Chariotoflove > TheRevanchist 02/14/2017 at 12:18

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Just wait until Easter. Here in the South, they actually sell chocolate crosses.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend 02/14/2017 at 12:18

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Lol, lets keep it our little secret about how amazing single life is, we don’t want that getting out.

TheRevanchist > Chariotoflove 02/14/2017 at 12:23

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Do they have gummy Jesus, as well?

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 12:32

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Will do.

I need to get some beer tomorrow morning for the following three nights off work. I’m think tomorrow will be curry night or something. :)

wiffleballtony > Svend 02/14/2017 at 13:12

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If it helps we can judge you

S65 > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 13:16

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I got chocolates today, which is nice.

CaptDale - is secretly British > S65 02/14/2017 at 13:20

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That does sound nice

Chariotoflove > TheRevanchist 02/14/2017 at 13:31

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Incredibly, Google tells me they do:

Svend > wiffleballtony 02/14/2017 at 15:12

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Yeah, but I don’t care about you lot so it’s not going to be the same somehow.

Lol.

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merged-5808683632773118733-jkqhkr > CaptDale - is secretly British 02/14/2017 at 23:47

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